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Self Demotivational Poster

Kiddie Creativity -

TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing

TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch

MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom

TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

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LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm

1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.

TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

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arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~

Bierce on The Ego -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

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Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice

NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...

TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you

AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."

TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


TAGS: self pity
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - November 2, 2011, 1:15 am

IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF - I will be happy to do it for you

TAGS: can t laugh at self
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - August 22, 2011, 10:43 am
lol... and what our life would be without those smartass bastards
mariand - August 22, 2011, 12:31 am
yeah... why are friends for


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!

BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.

TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


24th Century Glitches -

THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...

LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge

TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm

HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself

TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm
I've been expecting this.Nice.

PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.



TAGS: doit yourself lasik
Rating: 4.44/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:04 pm
Obama plans on giving us all home surgery kits.


TAGS: self destruct crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:53 pm
Then the race is on! 5/5
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:26 pm
HA! 5Ls poster and comment.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:36 pm
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
why did I just get a mental image of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures?


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am


TAGS: self praise promotion
Rating: 5/5

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Odie - October 11, 2011, 10:50 am
Shouldn't that be a pic of Obama?
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
nice one...



home -

TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am
Oh gawd, Tribbles!

IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.

TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth



TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

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RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!

I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.

TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
5 I-don't-remember-eating-baby-carrots
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it! 5L
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellence. 5L.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:21 pm
nuthin' but the dog in you..bow wow yo, yippee yo yippeee ya!! 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm


TAGS: turkey hate self save rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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honeyboobooforpresident - November 15, 2013, 6:27 pm
Meme:This website is proof how stupid Americans are "Dumbing Down of America" youtube.com
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:25 pm
I once tried turkey bacon. Big mistake. Basically unedible. Never again.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:02 am

love me some ham, spiral glazed honey ham.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 10:59 am
Then have Ham.....Ohhhhhhh
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 10:56 am
Finally, something to thank protestants for.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:54 am

Happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate, and happy Thursday to those who don't


TAGS: earth humanity arrogance selfish entropy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 2:46 pm
Amazing, this is flat out perfect.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:08 pm


TAGS: junechallenge selfsacrifice wingman
Rating: 4.44/5

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Freezzy - June 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
All Hail The Wingmen!!

ARROGANCE - A strange disease that makes everybody sick, except for the person actually afflicted with it.

TAGS: sheen funy self destruction
Rating: 3.45/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 12:30 am
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:40 pm
the MA-SHEEN is one of the few that enjoy there money. I bet I'd be balls deep in h***ers and blow too if i made over a million bucks per episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
It's all in the tiger blood
- March 8, 2011, 9:51 pm
I agree with you tellit. I wonder what odds his life is getting in Vegas right now. (WTFO)
- March 8, 2011, 9:49 pm
I don't think it's possible to swell my head any more, rerun. It's the price you pay when you look this good. haha. (WTFO)
Claire - March 8, 2011, 9:19 pm
Nah, he's a winner. lol
tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 7:55 pm
Poor Charlie... he's just spiraling down, further and further... I think we'll be reading his obituary soon.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 6:44 pm

don't tell him that...he will get a swelled head.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2011, 6:25 pm

dude...i wasn't around when you were here. this rocks.

SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right



TAGS: improve yourself
Rating: 4.68/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:37 pm
Behold! the Pumpkin King!


TAGS: don t lie to yourself
Rating: 4.55/5

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serenityfailed - September 8, 2011, 11:17 pm
Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, would probably appreciate you putting quotation marks around his quote. just saying. good poster though
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 3:05 am
No 5ense blubbering about it


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


TAGS: feelings post it notes to myself
Rating: 3.46/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Epic. Though, I believe you meant "through," and not "thru..." 5 lions :)
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:35 am
Great as always Ron.
Hector - February 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
The true meaning of the word demotivational.
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
This motivates me


Dear Walmart -

TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am
Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. Long@ss line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


TAGS: scruples selfish humanity kindness
Rating: 4.65/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:43 am
crap, this poster makes me feel guilty for not raking the yard yesterday...but hey, it's forecasted for 35 mph winds today...5L


YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket


TAGS: argue debate **** oneself rerun
Rating: 4.2/5

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ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 3:22 am


SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.

TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


TAGS: ikillmyself kill myself ipod
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Scoff if you must, but the iNoose will be on the Christmas lists of emos everywhere. 5/5
Informator - September 16, 2009, 10:24 pm
sayonara zetsubou sensei :o i want that product...

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm



TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm
I have the weirdest bon**... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.

OF COURSE I'M PARANOID - everyone is out to get me

TAGS: self defeat
Rating: 4.28/5

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TAGS: war losing count taught myself
Rating: 4.26/5

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440wakeup - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Im watching the movie based on this right now Language of the enemy.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 12:30 am

go for it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm

dude...i can't surf by this poster without stopping here. very powerful. rerun....you should take what you wrote and motifake it...or i will....warned.
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:54 pm

mauril, this place is mostly for laughs, however a great demotivational poster stands on its own merits regardless of humor content or serious content
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
De-Motivational Posters, Dont Have To Be Funny.
mauril0p - June 28, 2010, 4:52 pm
What happened to the "Not funny enought" rejection for this poster... Too much.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 5:18 am
I feel nauseated.
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:28 am
What Hapened was that they where sh** by israeli soldeirs .... not an explosion the father tried to creat a meatsheild but it didnt work..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
It appears that a projectile of undetermined origin exploded near enough to this man and his son to not only create death and emotional pain, but a 4.22L poster.
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hate is the child of fear, and it attaches itself to everything... religion, race, color, lifestyle... if you remove one thing, fear-based people will always find another reason to hate and blame.
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Without hate they would be no war.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
We Should write a book.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:41 pm

I respect all faiths, even those that hate people of my faith. I just don't think hate is a worthy emotion. All faiths laugh, love and cry...all want the best for their family. Too bad we as a world society cannot love/hate based on the individual.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:08 pm
So True.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
It's not so much a space issue as a faith issue.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
And For What, why cant ppl just understand that earth is big enough for all of us...
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 10:50 am

i remember seeing this on the news years back. still one of the most horrific things i could imagine. a father using his body as a meat shield in a futile attempt to save his son.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:49 pm
They Treated Him Not As A casualty, but as an equal foe with respect, i was 11 yet for the first time walking next to that casket i wasn't scared...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
i remember when this happened, i was 11 and me and my grandma where visiting palestine, i remeber caryying there caskets and marching we carried them as heros even though he shed tears, the israeli soldears usually stop these things, not this time........
hootizz - June 25, 2010, 11:42 pm
Man this one really hurt's..!!, I'm the Father of 2 fantastic boys and the terror in that little guys eyes is horrific..!! War is so sick, twisted and pointless.., and the waste of life is unbeleivable.., with a tear in my eye 5L's man.., 5L's...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
Thanks Rerun, and TTH its hard to find the perfect dose but ill try ;)
rerun - June 25, 2010, 10:05 pm

very nice
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Almost too heavy, but very good.

I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.


IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.

Collaboration -

TAGS: work halfway self righteous nowhere shack
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 5:53 pm
Thanks everyone.
TheOne - June 16, 2013, 10:29 pm
Certainly a profound picture. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:05 pm
Don't even have to check who made it. Already knew it was you. Like your style Space. 5&f
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 4:14 pm
Were, I wood shale, but it shood be quite apparent that I’ve over OD’d, and it's are gon
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 3:54 pm
Can I have some of what you're havin Gary?
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 3:20 pm
Yup, ‘tis a truth. Extremely were depicted, space.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 2:36 pm
5 9-5's Space
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:38 pm

a5 u5ual....5tellar. love this...fav'd


TAGS: selfpity stops here humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:19 am

d*** it! Typo in the title AND left a word out of the text. See if I let the dog submit for me every again!
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:34 am
Hah! Knew this was yours! You really should check out 1-800-922-9222


TAGS: self esteem dilemma
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2012, 10:57 pm
That it does, and I am a bit haunted by it…..because not only is she the exact image of my lady…..43 years ago, it’s how she thinks…..and I can’t stop gazing at it…as I did her, so long ago…..and do now. Thank you for the find.
Greybeard - September 6, 2012, 10:17 pm
I looked up Self Esteem on google image and this foto popped up. It fit well with the title and the remarks...
GaryO - September 6, 2012, 10:36 am
Uh, Greybeard, I need to know who this is, and/or where you got the pic. She is a clone of my lady of 43 yrs, of when we met……d*** spooky……d*** spooky.


TAGS: trapped myself again
Rating: 4.68/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 8:58 pm
Here, here... aren't we all. 5 bandages (and/or stitches for you).
Faceplant31 - April 4, 2011, 11:05 am


TAGS: mirror myself hate pride
Rating: 4.65/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:52 pm
Ahh, the egoti5tical truth...

ALL . - These three men acted as human-shields to protect their wives / girlfriends. Now what were you saying about all men being selfish pigs?


TAGS: relationship selfish time love
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - November 3, 2010, 8:12 am


THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Its like a wheres waldo with Bovee being the only black person.

TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 4.31/5

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Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
It's ok Bovee, all of ND knows where you are, and their keeping their doors locked because of it... I kid, I kid. +5 red and white striped shirts
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR! Flame yourself day is the best! Good shiot Bovee! 5L
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:03 pm
quick someone activate his GPS
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:53 pm
5! I like it! I've never been good at these things. I can't see the boat in those 3D things either! Dammit!


TAGS: self esteem
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Anything

Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 8:35 pm
I resent this! >: ( Lol. I'd give you five kitties, but you already stole them. So no cake for you! (Naw, I'll still vote.)
Anything - March 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
*see "Domination" poster
culos - March 6, 2010, 5:41 pm
Prolly because they prefer p u s y over lion!
Anything - March 6, 2010, 5:38 pm
lol, some1 just rated 1 on the poster
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:02 pm
One lion on the right is worth 5 in the ... I got nothing. But yeah, welcome anyone.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:50 pm
Well, Any... welcome to motifake. Looks good. Hope you enjoy this place... despite theinvitable bumps and bruises.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
Ha ha ha! Youthough it was going to be one lion... but it wasn't.... but it was!
MO - March 6, 2010, 3:39 pm
Most of us work to. Different computers ... what? Love the poster though. I can only vote one lion though. (the one all the way over to the right)
Anything - March 6, 2010, 2:02 pm
nah, i just got inspiration from the original demo posters
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 1:58 pm
You have a good quality to your posters for a noob... do we know you already?
Anything - March 6, 2010, 1:55 pm
given myself a 5L too :))
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't think I've ever given myself 5L!

SELF EXPRESSION - What the hell has it come to?

SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat

OH C'MON - That pouch is SOOO last season

TAGS: yah thats right i made fun of myself
Rating: 3.89/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:54 am
Nice!! Poster and comment by GS!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:33 pm
Girrrlll!! that pouch with those shoes!?! 5L


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron

SELF-PORTRAITS - If animals are getting good at this, just wait for their missile program

BABY, BUT I LOVE YOU. - ... a single Rose for you.

SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS - If the world was created for anyone, it was for bacteria. Think about that next time you go to the doctor. . . .puts things in perspective, huh?

GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.

TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?

AZTEC THE HEDGEHOG - You really don't want to mess with him... Trust me!!!

TAGS: aztec the hedgehog ssbb hack myself
Rating: 1.25/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 25, 2010, 1:28 pm
I have a feeling I'll be murdering this child soon.
aerofiend - February 25, 2010, 11:10 am
I don't think I'll worry about him until 2012.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:12 am
a self promotion first thing out of the gate=1L

SOMETHING IS WRONG - When we talked, I talked about me, you talked about you, when we should have talked about each other.

TAGS: ego self interest
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 8:54 am
At least they kinda have something in common — themselves, lol.
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 4:41 pm
don't want to be the one raining on spanko's parade here, but shouldn't his CryMe-aRiver series go to MotiTwist ?

I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde

TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am


TAGS: harassment by yourself
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - May 10, 2012, 10:28 am
lol... thank you, folks! you get your pay check by mail. ;)
GaryO - May 10, 2012, 8:36 am
Yeah, good one counselor
BoneCD - May 9, 2012, 9:55 pm
You're on a roll...5L


TAGS: may challenge desertion deserting yourself
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:50 pm
Excellent work sick! 5Ls.
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm


TAGS: time runs itself and us in circles
Rating: 4.44/5

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SteveFurlong - July 1, 2012, 9:37 am

I HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD - In search of all that was missing in my life only to return home and find it.

TAGS: self search finding
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by ponderous

ponderous - April 2, 2012, 4:34 pm
Actually, yeah.
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:12 am
so you've traveled accros the land searching far and wide



TAGS: self respect
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:42 am
is that what the ***ual harassment panda's doing these days?


TAGS: i crack myself up
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hell, I'm laughin'. 5 nyuk nyuks.

OBLIVIOUS - When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it. Love is in fact, truly blinding

FEAR OF HEIGHTS - Damn, I just pissed myself ...